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I was on the way to the hood Taco bell and guess what the line is out the wazoo so I changed my mind and I go to leave. Some Dumb Ass wanna be gangster has the entranced blocked with his car while he talks to someone on the street. I blow my horn so I can pass and Mr. Dumbass gives me a dirty look and I drive off , this dumb ass is not even on my radar. I am on the phone with my homeboy as I left my credit card at the 12 last night after Sushi. So I jump on I-20 headed toward downtown as I hit the ramp to I-75 this ass hole pulls up next to me. I hit the gas and move on as I am on the phone trying to locate my homeboy. Then Mr. Dumb ass wanna be gangster pulls up next to me rolls his passenger side window down and points a gun at me.
I have to admit Mr. Dumb Ass wannabe gangster has me scared at this point, I am on a crowded highway with some lil nigga who wants to proved his manhood. What happens next his ass did not expect. ! I bough my car along the US Mexico border from a guy who was paranoid about security so he had the car armored. As I stated in my post about the red neck cop I will never be passive again when some points a gun at me. I don’t like the felling I am not going to stand for it.
So back to Mr. Dumb Ass after pointing the gun at me I tap the breaks on my car and let him get just ahead of me so his weapon is not pointing at me. Then I hit his car in the rear quarter panel turning in to his car and guess what – now I have hiss ass going sideways on 75 and I hit the accelerator for all its worth ( I have watched way to many episodes of cops) Now Mr. Dumb ass has to make a decision drop the gun and grab the steering wheel and try to get away from me as I push him towards the concrete barrier or still try to be gangster with me. Along with the other bad choices he made today he chose to turn the wheel in the wrong direction and we are flying toward the concrete barrier I stop just as his car is pushed in to the wall. Now Mr. Dumb Ass wannbe gangster’s car flips up and hits wall and is all fucked up. (that pit maneuver works)> I wanted him to step out so I could park my benz on his ass but he did not he just had this what the F__k just happened look on his face and why is my car all crumpled up.
He cuts across the highway to university going toward Stewart ave (metropolitan for you new folks). SO I dial 911 give a description of Mr. Dumb Ass and they roll up on him on steward ave.
Now Mr. Dumb ass your car is done and you are going to jail.
Now the next part Mr. Dumbass is freebe from me. I am a diabetic so I have pee frequently and I just had a big drink before you started this crap so while the police were taking you away and they were waiting for the tow truck I had nowhere to pee so I just eased up to your car and peed through the window -enjoy. Since you scared the pee out of me I figured I would give it too you.
In closing Mr Dumb Ass when you started out this did you expect your car would be totaled, you would be in jail and some great big old black man would be peeing in your car,
